Ridiculous patents
This patent is the "Neck wrap/brace for holding items and belt article holder for same"
US 6929164 B1

This patent is for a storage device that is both worn around the neck and the waist. The basic idea is that a utility belt should not simply be limited to the waist and is thus also for the neck. One of the features of the neck part are a cellphone holder directly next to the users ear so that the phone can be used in a hands manner. The neck device also has compartments that are suggested to be used for holding a water bottle, cigarettes, pencils, etc. As far as I can tell the waist part is not really any different in design or function from any other utility patents.
This is a ridiculous patent because they literally just took a fanny pack and put it on a persons neck. It is also extremely obvious. Everyone who has ever used a fanny pack could think of putting it around their neck. They simply wouldn't because it would be quite uncomfortable and would look utterly ridiculous. I truly doubt that this patent ever went into production, I believe it is much more likely that this was made so that they could use this as a patent troll for another better hands free invention that somehow rests around the neck. Overall this is a completely insane patent and it is mind boggling that the patent was granted.


